UPDATE: Well it would seem my prayers have been answered, the Jedi gods have been good to us Aussies and given us the film the day before the US release rather then the originally slated December 26th. You can now check out the Australian trailer below that has the date at the end.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens: opens December 17th in Australia.


Well I won’t keep you, just hit play already.

Here is the original in quicktime:



Here is the embed

I’m sorry for my next choice of words but… OH FUCK!

John Boyega scared me a little, wow o wow, the falcon in all its glory. Brb just gonna watch that again!

Holy Sith! That was amazing. I never thought the day would come that I would get the chance to sit through a new Star Wars trailer. I’m truly glad the prequels aren’t our last crusade with the Skywalker’s.

Co-written and directed by J.J. Abrams, the film stars new comers to the franchise John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, Andy Serkis, Domhnall Gleeson, Max von Sydow, Lupita Nyong’o, Gwendoline Christie and returning cast members Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, and Kenny Baker.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens: opens December 26th in Australia.

I hope that they just do a world release and change that date, so many people will just destroy their lives by watching some cruddy Cam copy and I’ll sit here thinking about committing star wars suicide while the yanks get their fix of glory… No I’m not bitter… I’m not all right… Ok maybe I am, but why can’t we all just play fair.