F@*K ME! THIS LOOKS AWFUL: First Trailer for ‘Geostorm’

Well, it seems like Warner Bros is taking the piss with us now! Here’s your first trailer to the painfully awful looking shitstorm Geostorm. Gerard Butler stars in this year’s The Day After Tomorrow.

Check out the trailer above!

Here is the synopsis:

After an unprecedented series of natural disasters threatened the planet, the world’s leaders came together to create an intricate network of satellites to control the global climate and keep everyone safe. But now, something has gone wrong—the system built to protect the Earth is attacking it, and it’s a race against the clock to uncover the real threat before a worldwide geostorm wipes out everything…and everyone along with it.

I don’t know where to start on this one but it sure seems like Warner Bros will produce anything these days. Are they reading the scripts before they greenlight them? It’s not necessarily the final product that is bothering me, it’s the idea. It’s the issue that big name studios are producing films that are meant for direct to video distributors like Asylum. Check out the damn poster that is coming along with this shitstorm. It’s like some kid got to use Photoshop for the first time. It’s straight out of my collection of Sci-Fi Novels from the 80’s!

GEOSTORM is in theatres October 20, 2017.