Hold Onto Your Chimichangas Because Deadpool Is Running For PM

Your favorite superhero Deadpool is looking to save Australia, by running for Prime Minister with his No Pants Party.

#VOTEDEADPOOL

Hold onto your Chimichangas because the erection election Australia’s been waiting for is finally here! He may be a latecummer, but Deadpool is urging you to join his No Pants Party and the polls are already predicting stiff spikes in celebration of the Bluray & DVD release of Deadpool on May 25th.

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Sydney is kicking off the campaign trail with a mural in his honour, which has just been erected on the corner of Albion and Bourke Street, Surry Hills by street artist Alex Lehours.

Deadpool’s policies include:

  • No Pants #Freetheballs
  • Double-­dipping
  • Frequent touching and fondling
  • Fucking Chimichangas whenever and wherever possible
  • Shoop to be played during the Olympic opening ceremony for the Australian team’s walk out

Deadpool promises a happy ending for all of the above. His policies aren’t the only thing bulging with extras; apparently there wasn’t enough wall space to fit his awesome package… Or so we’ve been told.IMG_1848

So do yourself and Australia a favour and #VOTEDEADPOOL.

Authorized by the DEADPOOL NO PANTS PARTY

If you want to stare at our new candidate’s special features for an extended yet enjoyable period of time check out Deadpool on Blu-­‐ray & DVD today – you know you want to.

If only it were true! I actually think Ryan Reynolds himself would get a hell of a lot of votes compared to the choices we’ve got coming up!

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